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Dynamic Graphics Electronic Clipper │ │ 2. 20,000 ClipArt 8,000 Photos 500 Fonts │ │ 3. Presentation Task Force from New Vision Technologies │ │ 4. T/Maker ClickArt │ │ 5. SoftKey Wood Shark Anniversary │ │ 6. Art Explosion 40,000 Images │ ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ V O L I I : S P E C I A L I M A G E S │ ├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤ │ 1. Generational Filth │ │ 2. Be Your Own Boss │ │ 3. Talking to Myself │ │ 4. New IP │ │ 5. Friend.com │ │ 6. What R U Trying 2 Prove │ │ 7. Rip Off Artist │ │ 8. Phlebotomist │ │ 9. Wet Wood (Autobiography) │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ▜ ▄▖ ▜ ▘ ▌▌▛▌▐ ▐ ▐ ▌▌▛▘▌▛▘▛▘ ▚▘▙▌▐▖ ▟▖ ▐▖▙▌▌ ▌▙▖▄▌ ▄▌ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 1. D Y N A M I C G R A P H I C S E L E C T R O N I C C L I P P E R │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Instrumental ♪ │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 2. 2 0 , 0 0 0 C L I P A R T 8 , 0 0 0 P H O T O S 5 0 0 F O N T S │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Instrumental ♪ │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 3. P R E S E N T A T I O N T A S K F O R C E F R O M N E W V I S I O N T E C H N O L O G I E S │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ It's a reflex, not a reflection │ │ │ │ ...and a reflex is something you don't think about it's just something that happens to you │ │ So when people use it it means they're not thinking │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 4. T / M A K E R C L I C K A R T │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Instrumental ♪ │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 5. S O F T K E Y W O O D S H A R K A N N I V E R S A R Y │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Wood │ │ Shark │ │ Anniversary │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 6. A R T E X P L O S I O N 4 0 , 0 0 0 I M A G E S │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ I want to be in competition │ │ Faster │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ▜ ▄▖▄▖ ▜ ▘ ▌▌▛▌▐ ▐ ▐ ▐ ▌▌▛▘▌▛▘▛▘ ▚▘▙▌▐▖ ▟▖▟▖ ▐▖▙▌▌ ▌▙▖▄▌ ▄▌ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 1. G E N E R A T I O N A L F I L T H │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ And what's with your generation? │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ You couldn't be somebody's husband! │ │ │ │ When I die I wanna leave nothing but filth behind │ │ Don't you cry, put down the shovel and go back inside │ │ My hand-me-downs are unacceptable │ │ These genes can't leave the house │ │ So just bury me in them │ │ │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ │ │ Time goes on, goes on │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ Times goes on, goes off │ │ And what's with your generation? │ │ Time goes on, goes on │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ Times goes on, goes off │ │ No way are you somebody's husband! │ │ │ │ I logged in to the wrong website again │ │ They're going to take me away, but where? │ │ Man, I gotta split │ │ A split-second spit take caught on tape │ │ A live taping in front of a studio audience │ │ The boys are back from running errands │ │ │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ │ │ As I sit here writing all this crap down on the back of a receipt │ │ I wonder when and why my luck changed │ │ Did I pick something up in a store? │ │ The sign said "don't touch" but who am I to comply? │ │ If you're not going to buy it, why not break it? │ │ If I can't touch the glass how am I supposed to see? │ │ │ │ Time goes on, goes on │ │ Times goes on, goes off │ │ Time goes on, goes on │ │ Who do you think that you are? │ │ Times goes on, goes off │ │ You couldn't be somebody's husband! │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 2. B E Y O U R O W N B O S S │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Be your own boss and choose your own hours! │ │ Be your own boss and work from home! │ │ Be your own boss and you could make a million! │ │ Be your own boss and your life is job! │ │ │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ │ │ Be your own boss and go for drinks after work! │ │ Be your own boss and nothing is inappropriate! │ │ Be your own boss, have too much to drink and harass yourself! │ │ Be your own boss and fuck your subordinate! │ │ │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ │ │ Be your own boss and put in a good word! │ │ Be your own boss and go for that promotion! │ │ Be your own boss and file a complaint upstairs! │ │ Be your own boss and let yourself go! │ │ │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ │ │ Be your own boss and you can actually sue yourself! │ │ Be your own boss and get ready to work! │ │ Be your own boss and trip on the power! │ │ Be your own boss and your boss is a jerk! │ │ │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ Be your own boss! │ │ Be your own boss and your boss is a jerk! │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 3. T A L K I N G T O M Y S E L F │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ You're the only one │ │ (You're the only one) │ │ │ │ To save me from myself │ │ (To save me from myself) │ │ │ │ I'm talking to myself │ │ (I'm talking to myself) │ │ │ │ There is nobody else │ │ (There is nobody else) │ │ │ │ You're the only one │ │ (You're the only one) │ │ │ │ To save me from myself │ │ (To save me from myself) │ │ │ │ I'm talking to myself │ │ (I'm talking to myself) │ │ │ │ There is nobody else │ │ (There is nobody else) │ │ │ │ You're the only one │ │ (You're the only one) │ │ │ │ To save me from myself │ │ (To save me from myself) │ │ │ │ I'm talking to myself │ │ (I'm talking to myself) │ │ │ │ There is nobody else │ │ (There is nobody else) │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 4. N E W I P │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Hey what's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey, what's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey, what's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey what's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey! │ │ What's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey! What's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey, what's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey what's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey! │ │ Hey, what's that? │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ │ Hey! │ │ That's new IP! │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 5. F R I E N D . C O M │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │ │ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │ │ Don't be so stupid and obtuse! │ │ It's not a necklace, it's a noose so cut it loose! │ │ │ │ Cut! │ │ Cut! │ │ Cut! │ │ │ │ It's not your butler, it's a spy! │ │ It's not your butler, it is a spy! │ │ Don't be so naive, gonna make me cry! │ │ It's not your butler, it is a spy, so let it fly! │ │ │ │ Fly! │ │ Fly! │ │ Fly! │ │ Cut! │ │ │ │ It's not a necklace, it is noose │ │ It's not a necklace, it is noose │ │ It is a noose │ │ It's not a necklace, it is noose │ │ It is a noose │ │ It's not a necklace, it is noose │ │ │ │ It's not a watch, it's a cuff! │ │ It's not a watch, it is a cuff! │ │ Handcuff your heartbeat! │ │ Step counting sucks! │ │ It's not a watch, it is a cuff! │ │ │ │ Cut! │ │ Cut! │ │ Cut! │ │ │ │ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │ │ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │ │ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │ │ It's not a necklace, it's a noose so cut it loose! │ │ Cut! │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 6. W H A T R U T R Y I N G 2 P R O V E │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ What are you trying to prove? │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 7. R I P O F F A R T I S T │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ I can't wait to cease and I'm destined to desist │ │ I get my kicks turning your graphics into bootleg bullshit │ │ │ │ I'm a rip off artist │ │ Rip off artist │ │ Rip off artist │ │ I'm a rip off artist │ │ │ │ You want me to decease—cease, desist, cease to exist! │ │ I get my kicks taking all your tricks and making money │ │ All I want is money │ │ Money, money, money │ │ │ │ Rip off artist │ │ Rip off artist │ │ Rip off artist │ │ I'm a rip off artist │ │ Rip off artist │ │ Rip off artist │ │ Rip off artist │ │ │ │ And can't even make a living │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 8. P H L E B O T O M I S T │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │ │ │ │ If you gotta see something spin │ │ Why don't you just sit and spin? │ │ │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │ │ │ │ If you gotta see something spin │ │ Why don't you just sit and spin? │ │ Sit and spin │ │ Sit and spin │ │ Sit and spin │ │ Sit │ │ │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │ │ Phlebotomist, why you lookin? Why you lookin at my blood? │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ╔────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╗ │ 9. W E T W O O D ( A U T O B I O G R A P H Y ) │ ╠────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╣ │ │ │ Logs floating down the river │ │ Wet Wood │ │ Logs sitting in the rain │ │ Wet Wood │ │ Stacked high in piles near the highway │ │ Wet Wood │ │ A log cabin │ │ Wet Wood │ │ Stuffed inside a can │ │ Wet Fish │ │ Water sprayed on a stone wall │ │ Wet Piss │ │ Crabs, alive, in the back of an El Camino │ │ Dog at the beach │ │ Wet Woof │ │ │ ╚────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────╝ ▗ ▖ ▗▖ ▗▄▖ ▗▄▄▖ ▗▄▄ ▗▖ ▖ ▗ ▄▄ ▄▄ ▗▖ ▗▖ ▖ ▗▄ ▗▄▄▖▗ ▗▄▄▖ ▄▄ ▐▌▐▌ ▐▌ ▐ ▝▖▐ ▐ ▐▚ ▌ ▐ ▗▘▝▖▐▘ ▘ ▐▌ ▐▚ ▌▗▘ ▘▐ ▐ ▐ ▐▘ ▘ ▐▐▌▌ ▌▐ ▐ ▌▐▄▄▖ ▐ ▐▐▖▌ ▐ ▐ ▌▝▙▄ ▌▐ ▐▐▖▌▐ ▗▖▐▄▄▖▐ ▐▄▄▖▝▙▄ ▐▝▘▌ ▙▟ ▐ ▌▐ ▐ ▐ ▌▌ ▐ ▐ ▌ ▝▌ ▙▟ ▐ ▌▌▐ ▌▐ ▐ ▐ ▝▌ ▐ ▌▐ ▌▐▄▞ ▐▄▄▖ ▗▟▄ ▐ ▐▌ ▐▄▄▖ ▙▟ ▝▄▟▘ ▐ ▌▐ ▐▌ ▚▄▘▐▄▄▖▐▄▄▖▐▄▄▖▝▄▟▘