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Vol I: Business Graphics
Vol II: Special Images
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│ Clip Artist •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Jona Bechtolt │
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│ Saxophone •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Nicole McCabe │
│ Singers •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Claire L. Evans │
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│ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Josie Jensen │
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│ Mastering •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Ruud Lekx │
├────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────┤
│ Publishing ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Low Profile │
│ Contact •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Jen Pearce - jen@lowprofilenyc.com │
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│ Booking •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• TBA Agency │
│ Contact •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Ryan Craven - rcraven@tbaagency.com │
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│ Special Thanks ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Steve Schroeder │
│ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Rich Jensen │
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│ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• JP Boles │
│ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Kailee McGee │
│ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Cole Schiffer │
│ ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Vickie Roan │
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│ Bandcamp ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• https://clipart.bandcamp.com │
│ Web •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• https://jonabechtolt.com │
│ Contact •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• email@jonabechtolt.com │
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│ Copyright •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ©+℗ 2026 Jona Bechtolt │
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│ V O L I : B U S I N E S S G R A P H I C S │
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│ 1. Dynamic Graphics Electronic Clipper │
│ 2. 20,000 ClipArt 8,000 Photos 500 Fonts │
│ 3. Presentation Task Force from New Vision Technologies │
│ 4. T/Maker ClickArt │
│ 5. SoftKey Wood Shark Anniversary │
│ 6. Art Explosion 40,000 Images │
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│ V O L I I : S P E C I A L I M A G E S │
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│ 1. Generational Filth │
│ 2. Be Your Own Boss │
│ 3. Talking to Myself │
│ 4. New IP │
│ 5. Friend.com │
│ 6. What R U Trying 2 Prove │
│ 7. Rip Off Artist │
│ 8. Phlebotomist │
│ 9. Wet Wood (Autobiography) │
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│ 1. D Y N A M I C G R A P H I C S E L E C T R O N I C C L I P P E R │
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│ Instrumental ♪ │
│ │
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│ 2. 2 0 , 0 0 0 C L I P A R T 8 , 0 0 0 P H O T O S 5 0 0 F O N T S │
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│ Instrumental ♪ │
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│ 3. P R E S E N T A T I O N T A S K F O R C E F R O M N E W V I S I O N T E C H N O L O G I E S │
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│ It's a reflex, not a reflection │
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│ ...and a reflex is something you don't think about it's just something that happens to you │
│ So when people use it it means they're not thinking │
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│ 4. T / M A K E R C L I C K A R T │
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│ Instrumental ♪ │
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│ 5. S O F T K E Y W O O D S H A R K A N N I V E R S A R Y │
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│ │
│ Wood │
│ Shark │
│ Anniversary │
│ │
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│ 6. A R T E X P L O S I O N 4 0 , 0 0 0 I M A G E S │
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│ I want to be in competition │
│ Faster │
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│ 1. G E N E R A T I O N A L F I L T H │
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│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ And what's with your generation? │
│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ You couldn't be somebody's husband! │
│ │
│ When I die I wanna leave nothing but filth behind │
│ Don't you cry, put down the shovel and go back inside │
│ My hand-me-downs are unacceptable │
│ These genes can't leave the house │
│ So just bury me in them │
│ │
│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ │
│ Time goes on, goes on │
│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ Times goes on, goes off │
│ And what's with your generation? │
│ Time goes on, goes on │
│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ Times goes on, goes off │
│ No way are you somebody's husband! │
│ │
│ I logged in to the wrong website again │
│ They're going to take me away, but where? │
│ Man, I gotta split │
│ A split-second spit take caught on tape │
│ A live taping in front of a studio audience │
│ The boys are back from running errands │
│ │
│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ │
│ As I sit here writing all this crap down on the back of a receipt │
│ I wonder when and why my luck changed │
│ Did I pick something up in a store? │
│ The sign said "don't touch" but who am I to comply? │
│ If you're not going to buy it, why not break it? │
│ If I can't touch the glass how am I supposed to see? │
│ │
│ Time goes on, goes on │
│ Times goes on, goes off │
│ Time goes on, goes on │
│ Who do you think that you are? │
│ Times goes on, goes off │
│ You couldn't be somebody's husband! │
│ │
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│ 2. B E Y O U R O W N B O S S │
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│ Be your own boss and choose your own hours! │
│ Be your own boss and work from home! │
│ Be your own boss and you could make a million! │
│ Be your own boss and your life is job! │
│ │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ │
│ Be your own boss and go for drinks after work! │
│ Be your own boss and nothing is inappropriate! │
│ Be your own boss, have too much to drink and harass yourself! │
│ Be your own boss and fuck your subordinate! │
│ │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ │
│ Be your own boss and put in a good word! │
│ Be your own boss and go for that promotion! │
│ Be your own boss and file a complaint upstairs! │
│ Be your own boss and let yourself go! │
│ │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ │
│ Be your own boss and you can actually sue yourself! │
│ Be your own boss and get ready to work! │
│ Be your own boss and trip on the power! │
│ Be your own boss and your boss is a jerk! │
│ │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ Be your own boss! │
│ Be your own boss and your boss is a jerk! │
│ │
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│ 3. T A L K I N G T O M Y S E L F │
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│ You're the only one │
│ (You're the only one) │
│ │
│ To save me from myself │
│ (To save me from myself) │
│ │
│ I'm talking to myself │
│ (I'm talking to myself) │
│ │
│ There is nobody else │
│ (There is nobody else) │
│ │
│ You're the only one │
│ (You're the only one) │
│ │
│ To save me from myself │
│ (To save me from myself) │
│ │
│ I'm talking to myself │
│ (I'm talking to myself) │
│ │
│ There is nobody else │
│ (There is nobody else) │
│ │
│ You're the only one │
│ (You're the only one) │
│ │
│ To save me from myself │
│ (To save me from myself) │
│ │
│ I'm talking to myself │
│ (I'm talking to myself) │
│ │
│ There is nobody else │
│ (There is nobody else) │
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│ 4. N E W I P │
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│ │
│ Hey what's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey, what's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey, what's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey what's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey! │
│ What's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey! What's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey, what's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey what's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey! │
│ Hey, what's that? │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
│ Hey! │
│ That's new IP! │
│ │
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│ 5. F R I E N D . C O M │
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│ │
│ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │
│ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │
│ Don't be so stupid and obtuse! │
│ It's not a necklace, it's a noose so cut it loose! │
│ │
│ Cut! │
│ Cut! │
│ Cut! │
│ │
│ It's not your butler, it's a spy! │
│ It's not your butler, it is a spy! │
│ Don't be so naive, gonna make me cry! │
│ It's not your butler, it is a spy, so let it fly! │
│ │
│ Fly! │
│ Fly! │
│ Fly! │
│ Cut! │
│ │
│ It's not a necklace, it is noose │
│ It's not a necklace, it is noose │
│ It is a noose │
│ It's not a necklace, it is noose │
│ It is a noose │
│ It's not a necklace, it is noose │
│ │
│ It's not a watch, it's a cuff! │
│ It's not a watch, it is a cuff! │
│ Handcuff your heartbeat! │
│ Step counting sucks! │
│ It's not a watch, it is a cuff! │
│ │
│ Cut! │
│ Cut! │
│ Cut! │
│ │
│ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │
│ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │
│ It's not a necklace, it's a noose! │
│ It's not a necklace, it's a noose so cut it loose! │
│ Cut! │
│ │
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│ 6. W H A T R U T R Y I N G 2 P R O V E │
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│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ What are you trying to prove? │
│ │
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│ 7. R I P O F F A R T I S T │
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│ I can't wait to cease and I'm destined to desist │
│ I get my kicks turning your graphics into bootleg bullshit │
│ │
│ I'm a rip off artist │
│ Rip off artist │
│ Rip off artist │
│ I'm a rip off artist │
│ │
│ You want me to decease—cease, desist, cease to exist! │
│ I get my kicks taking all your tricks and making money │
│ All I want is money │
│ Money, money, money │
│ │
│ Rip off artist │
│ Rip off artist │
│ Rip off artist │
│ I'm a rip off artist │
│ Rip off artist │
│ Rip off artist │
│ Rip off artist │
│ │
│ And can't even make a living │
│ │
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│ 8. P H L E B O T O M I S T │
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│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │
│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │
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│ If you gotta see something spin │
│ Why don't you just sit and spin? │
│ │
│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │
│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │
│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │
│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │
│ │
│ If you gotta see something spin │
│ Why don't you just sit and spin? │
│ Sit and spin │
│ Sit and spin │
│ Sit and spin │
│ Sit │
│ │
│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │
│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin at my blood? │
│ Phlebotomist, why you lookin? Why you lookin at my blood? │
│ │
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│ 9. W E T W O O D ( A U T O B I O G R A P H Y ) │
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│ Logs floating down the river │
│ Wet Wood │
│ Logs sitting in the rain │
│ Wet Wood │
│ Stacked high in piles near the highway │
│ Wet Wood │
│ A log cabin │
│ Wet Wood │
│ Stuffed inside a can │
│ Wet Fish │
│ Water sprayed on a stone wall │
│ Wet Piss │
│ Crabs, alive, in the back of an El Camino │
│ Dog at the beach │
│ Wet Woof │
│ │
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